25 Things That Happen When You’re Not Wearing A Bra
Cool story, bra.
So today you decided to go without a bra.
And therefore you’ve made what is simultaneously the best and worst decision of your life.
1. Initially, you question yourself.
3. But then you realize you don’t really care because your personal comfort triumphs all else in this world.
6. Your only defense against it is folding your arms in front of your chest.
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8. You fear permanent saggage.
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Different kind of saggage but still frightening nonetheless.
9. Everyone in the world inexplicably feels the need to hug you.
The most ON POINT reaction to T. Swift, tbh.
10. “Are you not wearing a bra right now?”—people who you THOUGHT were your friends
STUPID FRIENDS, BLOWING MY COVER.
And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids!!!
11. The day you go sans support also happens to be your most physically active day of the year.
12. For instance: train breaks down, late for work, forced to RUN there.
13. Or you have to run from an oncoming Michael Cera.
Actually happens more often than you would think.
15. You FUME over the fact that men will NEVER encounter the dilemma of wearing a bra or not.
To bra or not to bra, that is NOT the question for guys.
18. So now you OWN your decision because you are an independent-minded, defiant, strong, and beautiful woman.
*Bikini Kill plays in the background*
19. You are FREE.
LiBRArated.
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