Monday, August 25, 2014

25 Things That Happen When You’re Not Wearing A Bra

25 Things That Happen When You’re Not Wearing A Bra

Cool story, bra.
So today you decided to go without a bra.
So today you decided to go without a bra.
offstocker/offstocker
Undercrier bra.

And therefore you’ve made what is simultaneously the best and worst decision of your life.

26 Things That Happen When You're Not Wearing A Bra

1. Initially, you question yourself.

 

2. You wonder if it’s obvious.

You wonder if it's obvious.
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3. But then you realize you don’t really care because your personal comfort triumphs all else in this world.

 

4. You quickly become a spokesperson for the Free The Nips movement.

5. Air conditioning is a looming threat.

Air conditioning is a looming threat.

6. Your only defense against it is folding your arms in front of your chest.

Your only defense against it is folding your arms in front of your chest.
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7. Because HARD NIPS.

Because HARD NIPS.
^NSFW

8. You fear permanent saggage.

You fear permanent saggage.
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Different kind of saggage but still frightening nonetheless.

9. Everyone in the world inexplicably feels the need to hug you.

26 Things That Happen When You're Not Wearing A Bra
The most ON POINT reaction to T. Swift, tbh.

10. “Are you not wearing a bra right now?”—people who you THOUGHT were your friends

 

STUPID FRIENDS, BLOWING MY COVER.

 

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids!!!

 

11. The day you go sans support also happens to be your most physically active day of the year.

26 Things That Happen When You're Not Wearing A Bra

12. For instance: train breaks down, late for work, forced to RUN there.

 

13. Or you have to run from an oncoming Michael Cera.

Or you have to run from an oncoming Michael Cera.
Actually happens more often than you would think.

14. And then you’re sore and in pain from the supportless WHIPLASH.

26 Things That Happen When You're Not Wearing A Bra

15. You FUME over the fact that men will NEVER encounter the dilemma of wearing a bra or not.

You FUME over the fact that men will NEVER encounter the dilemma of wearing a bra or not.
To bra or not to bra, that is NOT the question for guys.

16. You are FRUSTRATED because BRAS ARE SOCIAL CONSTRUCTS.

You are FRUSTRATED because BRAS ARE SOCIAL CONSTRUCTS.

17. BRAS DO NOT EXIST IN NATURE.

BRAS DO NOT EXIST IN NATURE.
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18. So now you OWN your decision because you are an independent-minded, defiant, strong, and beautiful woman.

26 Things That Happen When You're Not Wearing A Bra
*Bikini Kill plays in the background*

19. You are FREE.

spaxiax/spaxiax
offstocker/offstocker
 
LiBRArated.

20. And that is a beautiful thing.

And that is a beautiful thing.
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21. Until someone grazes your unprotected boob on the subway.

Until someone grazes your unprotected boob on the subway.

22. Or until there’s a passing breeze.

 

23. Or until someone takes a picture with flash and you’re wearing a black shirt.

Or until someone takes a picture with flash and you're wearing a black shirt.

24. Or until you lean over and realize that you’ve just exposed yourself to everyone in your line of vision.

26 Things That Happen When You're Not Wearing A Bra

25. Or until you get home and won’t be able to experience the single greatest feeling in the world, which is taking OFF your bra after a long day of bra-wearing.

 

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